Who wants a manatee doll for Christmas, huh?
"Here, manateemanateemanatee, heeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeee, manateemanateemanatee... Mama's got some reaaaaaallll nahs lettuce fer ya. Come own, come own...don't be shy nay-yow. You in Texas nay-yow. We goan treatchew like family. You lahk ray-yunch?"
She will come with a gray wig & knitting needles that will strap easily over her flippers.
A suit jacket & red tie will magnetically attach to the upper half of his body. On the lower half will be a pair of manatee jeans, as the only the top half will be visible during his Fox News broadcasts, of course.
A guitar, a fedora and a big thick black moustache to situate just below his cute nose. A CD of Sanatanatee's greatest hits will be also be included.
A red banadana will fit snugly over his brown, bald head, a black, leather jacket will adorn his back and a small motorcyle will be available on which Bandanatee can perch his extremely large body.
A blonde, curly wig will be available for her head along with a frilly dress and a small tape of Haley Mill's voice spouting all types of really positive messages.
This lovely manatee will come with a blinged out cell phone, a mirror attached to her flipper, red magnetic lips and a tape with the song, "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me..." to play as often as you wish.
This manatee comes with messy hair, calls himself Simon, has a microphone strapped to his flipper and is equipped with a button that sings "Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand..." every time you push it.