Can the cat conversation already & wash your hair
Nadine [who is not in the shower but is standing RIGHT outside of Flo's thin shower curtain]: SO, YOU STILL HAVE THAT CAY-YAT? (And, yes, she was yelling)
Flo: Fdalufawefknadfja;ldfjslkfj [she was talking with water falling on her face, so I missed the first part] I want to get reeed ah eeet som'n turrble. That cat just pees all over mah rugs, my moo-moo, my everthang! But, nobody wants no ode cat, so I'm stuck with eem. You want eem?
Nadine: Now, Flo, you know I got bay-yad cat arrgies. I'mma sneezin' soon as I get out tha car when I go veesit ya. 'Sides Bee-yill's deathly uh-ergic to eem and would tan mah hide I bring your cat to my hay-youse. And what would I do with a ode cat that needs dahpers?
Flo: Well, I don't know Nadine. What am I supposed to do with a cat in dahpers?? That's two of us in dahpers! And when my gray-yenkids come over, that's three uh us in dahpers! It's 'bout tu drive me uppa wa!
*Thee-yis weeent own kwot a wall*I've never really gotten people's commitments to their cats. Some of them are so blasted mean! A friend of mine (and if you're reading, feel free to reveal yourself!) had a cat who was angry with her and decided to pee on all of her gym clothes. My friend didn't realize it (maybe she was in a rush?) until she was already at the gym. While she was perched on top of her exercise bike going 90 to nothin', a cute guy gets on the bike beside her and starts sniffing in her direction trying to figure out the source of that horrid stench. My friend mimicked his actions as if she was just as perplexed. Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! That cracked me up when she told me and cracks me up now. Dang cat.