7 Alternate Uses for Your Halloween Candy
|PJ and I during our photo shoot for this post.|
The two of us often have entertaining discussions (oh, alright, sometimes we throw punches) about pointless topics, such as:
a) The REAL meaning behind the name of the store "Big Lots"
b) Why did Jimmy crack corn and why doesn't anyone care?
c) What color would YOU say is the top of a piece of candy corn?
d) Why in the hiz-eck did the makers of "Chick-O-Stick" stick the word "chick" in the name of their candy? What's a chicken got to do, got to do with it? What's a chicken but a second-hand emo...sorry. I'll stop.Our latest conversation: other uses for Halloween candy. This was actually more of a collaboration over the phone. On Friday, all of us here in the break room discussed among ourselves lame (Smarties!!), sorry (Peeps!!), pointless (Necco wafers!!), tasteless (Smarties again!!) and boring (those stankin' Smarties yet again!!!) Halloween candy. (Did you miss that conversation? Click here to catch up.) What we didn't discuss was...what do you do with alllllll of that candy, both good and bad, once you receive it? If you eat it all, you may enter your house looking like Mike Meyers in "So I Married An Axe Murderer" and leave it looking like the Mike Meyers as Fat Bastard from "Austin Powers".
BEFORE attacking the Halloween candy bowl:
AFTER attacking the candy bowl (and dyeing your hair):