Captcha Balderdash #2
- Click "post a comment", type in your nonsense "CAPTCHA" word into your comment box and make up a definition for it. Submit that mess.
The TOP 5 definitions that make me either split leap, bang the heck out of the tambourines I keep on hooks throughout the house (for when inspiration strikes) or laugh so hard I lose a serious amount of weight will be posted in an upcoming blog post. Come on, playas, put on your game face!
Here are mine:
MY BUMPITS! I have been looking for my Bumpits!! WORASIT? Huh? You know I can't hear! WORASIT, again? You mean someone threw it in the traysh???? What were they THANKIN'? I've got a major date with my man tonight (at the movie theater, which he will complain is too expensive the entire time) and need to look mah beh-yest! Maybe he threw it in there...
Right now, I HUNGSO much for a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, but all we've got is Grape-nuts! Who likes to eat Grape-nuts?? Who bought this mess? I just HUNGSO much for some nice, sweet, fun, exciting little colorful puffy rice pellets but am forced to eat small, brown rocks instead. Are we sure these aren't petrified animal droppings? I can tell you what I don't HUNGSO much for tonight. Petrified animal droppings.
I tell you what. Young girls today are dressing like a bunch of HESSES! I am stick and tired of seeing pre-teens wearing short, short skirts and low-cut tops. Do their parents realize their daughters look like cheap HESSES?? Tsk, tsk, tsk.